PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors. :cloud9:

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

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What of the beard, though? And I think you should stop cutting your hair. Or just shave it off.

Or quit with the Grecian 2000

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors. :cloud9:

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

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Why so late?

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Why so late?

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Because he'll get up at 11:59am?

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Originally Posted by Burney

What of the beard, though? And I think you should stop cutting your hair. Or just shave it off.

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I don't really have the testosterone for it. Beyond a goatee, it just goes a bit patchy, prairie-style.

I could go the other way, of course. Declare myself a retired major, and wear tweeds and a regimental tie.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I don't really have the testosterone for it. Beyond a goatee, it just goes a bit patchy, prairie-style.

I could go the other way, of course. Declare myself a retired major, and wear tweeds and a regimental tie.

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Oooh, yes. You could say things like 'I don't suppose you've ever engaged?' and 'Oooh, crack at the Mick?'.

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Originally Posted by AFC East

Because he'll get up at 11:59am?

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I shall be up at 5 and tramping the fell by 6, afce. Or in rainy weather, hidden away in my shed looking at back numbers of Razzle (Readers Wives Special).

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I shall be up at 5 and tramping the fell by 6, afce. Or in rainy weather, hidden away in my shed looking at back numbers of Razzle (Readers Wives Special).

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What are internet speeds like up there these days? They used to be sh1te/non-existent. Given which, your analogue porn stash might be crucial.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors. :cloud9:

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

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I need to buy a new suit. Funeral to attend soon and my previous suits were pre weight loss and I put one on and I look like Talking heads.

I don't want to spend too much. I always wanted a Hugo boss won

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Originally Posted by Burney

What are internet speeds like up there these days? They used to be sh1te/non-existent. Given which, your analogue porn stash might be crucial.

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:nod: Takes an hour to download The Times. Mind you, it is a bit 40 years ago up there, so there's probably plenty of grot to be found discarded in bushes and hedgerows.