:nod: Both are wronguns, but wicketkeepers have that fiercely annoying yappy Jack Russell (the dog, not the wicketkeeper, ironically) thing going on that makes you fantasise about burying your bat in their brain pan.
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It hasn't ever worked but it would at least make me feel less guilty as I had provided a plausible explanation for the noise.
Once, on the following ball, I played the following delivery onto my off peg via the inside edge. The wicketkeeper was still clearly apoplectic and ran into my path as I left the field of play and screamed 'you f*cking hit that one didn't you, c**t?!' in my face :-(
He got slapped with a 2 game ban for that.
Loooool LA
Jofra Archer with throw. This was his big catch yesterday.
The kid’s reaction was mine o:
https://youtu.be/aV9OihLcnqE
Alongside VAR I would like the Refs to be miked up so we actually here their rationale.
That’s one aspect of the system in Rugby I like.
Would also help shame a few players ie the ones constantly moaning and swearing at the ref. Reckon you would see a massive reduction in this side of the game if they did that.
Oh, without question, it is absurd that Malan didnt know he had hit it. Perhaps he thought it hit the pad first. Either way, you review it. Cook should have told him it didnt look out anyway.
I agree, I think you always know. I hardly ever nicked anything because my judgement outside off was impeccable- I was far too busy getting out lbw :)
One occasion I think it is possible that I may have nicked it. THe bat heavily brushed the pad at the same time and I felt that. It is slightly possible I may have nicked at the same time but I didnt feel it, so I didnt walk. Three aussies called me a cheating ****, without a break, for roughly the next hour or so. I said nothing and focused instead on leaving the **** out of every delivery for the rest of the afternoon. Match drawn, 87-3 from 47 overs. 22 not out.
I cant recall an afternoon where I have enjoyed myself more :). I hope I did ****ing hit it.....