'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

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Originally Posted by Pokster

And I haven't smoked since my mum died of cancer, so i would suggest plenty of people have decided not to smoke because they have seen what it does.

Also the reason I don't really drink, because it killed my Dad

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Do you want to live forever?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you want to live forever?

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The way things have been the last 18 months....no.

I don't want to learn how to fly, high either

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Originally Posted by Sir C

To be honest any speed in a Porsche 356 is too fast. They were, quite literally, death traps.

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Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shÃ*t, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shÃ*t line was crossed.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shÃ*t, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shÃ*t line was crossed.

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Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

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Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

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Originally Posted by Burney

JPS were terrible fags, though.

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indeed. Hence the Marbs.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

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You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by IUFG

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness. :shrug:

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Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

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I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/h...2-22000a25a815

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/h...2-22000a25a815

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Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.