The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
whoooah there, b...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I expecting you to name some young girl when you first encountered them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Not some bloke named Colin.
In what sort of situation were you and Colin in, when he broke your genital wart virginity, so to speak?
Yes, a chum of mine had them lasered off, which left him with two Japs' eyes. (Jap's eyes?) He could, quite literally, p�*ss in stereo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Hold on, hold on. Are you saying that if you developed a fine set of genital warts, you wouldn't immediately show your mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Oddball.
It was in the kitchen of our student flat. None of us had ever seen them before, so he whipped it out for our education. I don't think it was his first time doing so.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
He wasn't exactly a refined man, Colin. He claimed to have taken a sh1t in The History of Pakistan in the University library, closed it and put it back on the shelf. :-(
Side question: what was Colin's subject?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Geography, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I went to a council estate comprehensive, pal. Not some private boarding school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That sort of behaviour would have had me branded a 'bender' and I would have received a daily beating.
So no, my natural reaction to receiving a dose would not have been to show it to another bloke...