Surely every player on the pitch is assisting, or they should get the feck off the pitch!
If Fabregas was reading this thread he'd be fuming with all you twats talking shite.
To be fair, Wenger has pointed towards his 'stats' as a defence, too
No - that isn't what I said
After all... All his assists count for shit. Meaningless stat and all that. Twat.
Same as the offside rule