You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth :-(
I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man :yikes:
03-06-2018, 03:43 PM
HoddGooner
Given my photo is in the online version of the article.....
:hide::banghead:
03-06-2018, 03:44 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man :yikes:
Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head. :-(
03-06-2018, 03:46 PM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by HoddGooner
Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon
Ah, right. I'm always amused when driving up the Ware Road by the caff with the delightful name 'All About The Sausage'. It reminds me of Pokster's mum.
03-06-2018, 03:47 PM
Pokster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head. :-(
I'm sorry... I'm troubled my first thought was that
03-06-2018, 03:48 PM
Ash
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Are you going to stalk him?
Why not just ask him out on a date?
Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?
I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.
03-06-2018, 03:48 PM
Viva Prat Vegas
Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB
03-06-2018, 03:49 PM
HoddGooner
It is certainly busy.
03-06-2018, 03:49 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB
I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, s?
03-06-2018, 03:50 PM
Ash
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I remember the little cartoon man in the cap with the white coat explaining it with a diagram. I knew the number began with a 't'.
I know a bloke from Doncaster who used to work in a tea factory. A proper Yorkshire job, that.