Rich, did you go out for munches in Paris?

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

Neighbour has one, great big fluffy b?stard called Magnus, he?s almost too approachable. It?s as if someone?s messed with his primal instinct to climb a fence to avoid potential danger. Great cat though.

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Cats are intelligent. They've probably read in the papers that any human who hurts a cat will get nicked and then have his entire life ruined on social media, so no longer feel the need to climb a fence to avoid us.

The neighbours' one would come in a burgle us. Brazen as ****. Even when we caught him red-pawed. He'd just stare at us and tell us to **** off.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Cats are intelligent. They've probably read in the papers that any human who hurts a cat will get nicked and then have his entire life ruined on social media, so no longer feel the need to climb a fence to avoid us.

The neighbours' one would come in a burgle us. Brazen as ****. Even when we caught him red-pawed. He'd just stare at us and tell us to **** off.

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Ragdolls tend to be raised as indoor cats, partly because of their value. So sometimes the adults don't quite have those instincts.

I let the boy out because he absolutely loves it and it is his life. And as far as value is concerned, he isnt worth money.

Neighbours steer well clear of him after one of them chased him out of their garden with a broom. I told him if he ever so much as raised his voice at the cat again I'd burn his house down after checking first that he was definitely inside it :-)

He called the police. They came round and said obviously we understand you didn't really mean it. I said i did :-)

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Originally Posted by Peter

Ragdolls tend to be raised as indoor cats, partly because of their value. So sometimes the adults don't quite have those instincts.

I let the boy out because he absolutely loves it and it is his life. And as far as value is concerned, he isnt worth money.

Neighbours steer well clear of him after one of them chased him out of their garden with a broom. I told him if he ever so much as raised his voice at the cat again I'd burn his house down after checking first that he was definitely inside it :-)

He called the police. They came round and said obviously we understand you didn't really mean it. I said i did :-)

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Good man.

You're lucky though. When they reduced Spesh from 9-8%, my mate went onto the Carlsberg FB page and said please keep the old recipe. They said no can do, the new law says 4 units per can. He said go back to 440ml cans with 9%, it's what we all want. They said no, he said what if I come and bomb your factory.

Next day, pigs come 'round. Say you're lucky, we've had you checked out and we don't think you're a terrorist, but we can still have you banged up for five years unless you now post on their page that you were only joking and are really sorry and that people should never make jokes about terrorism. He had to do it.

{He took the site for Castlemorton. By accident.}

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Good man.

You're lucky though. When they reduced Spesh from 9-8%, my mate went onto the Carlsberg FB page and said please keep the old recipe. They said no can do, the new law says 4 units per can. He said go back to 440ml cans with 9%, it's what we all want. They said no, he said what if I come and bomb your factory.

Next day, pigs come 'round. Say you're lucky, we've had you checked out and we don't think you're a terrorist, but we can still have you banged up for five years unless you now post on their page that you were only joking and are really sorry and that people should never make jokes about terrorism. He had to do it.

{He took the site for Castlemorton. By accident.}

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I was careful to explain to them that it was NOT a threat. It was a threatened response. If you tell someone that if they try and kill you, you will shoot them, that isnt a threat.

Also, I was smiling when I said I meant it :-)

I wouldn't have done it. I would definitely have made sure he was out before I burned it down :-)

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Originally Posted by Peter

I was careful to explain to them that it was NOT a threat. It was a threatened response. If you tell someone that if they try and kill you, you will shoot them, that isnt a threat.

Also, I was smiling when I said I meant it :-)

I wouldn't have done it. I would definitely have made sure he was out before I burned it down :-)

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You are a good man, P.