Daytime telly review

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Originally Posted by Burney

It sounds ace. I'm working, sadly. :-(

Some questions:
1/ Where is your government-mandated exercise period?
2/ What are you training the ponies to do? Is it tricks? Please say it's tricks.

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Yes, poor v is labouring away. :hehe: There's literally nothing I can do as manufacturers are all shut down and, with car dealerships forced to close, customers aren't bothering anyway.

I'm getting a run in most days. Some days it's hard to find the time though. Just off for one now actually.

Ha! No, they must be taught to walk nicely on a lead rein, to obey voice commands, that sort of thing. Also to trust us and not be scared of things - which involves doing things like waving a plastic bag in their faces to get them used to the idea that although it's scary, nothing bad will happen. It's all pretty dangerous stuff.

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

The idiot box is your friend in these dark times. Just avoid the news!

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I'm just not feeling it, b.

I was delighted the other day to see that an Indiana Jones movie was just starting - it seemed to me that absolute ideal thing for a bank holiday evening... but I soon lost interest :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, poor v is labouring away. :hehe: There's literally nothing I can do as manufacturers are all shut down and, with car dealerships forced to close, customers aren't bothering anyway.

I'm getting a run in most days. Some days it's hard to find the time though. Just off for one now actually.

Ha! No, they must be taught to walk nicely on a lead rein, to obey voice commands, that sort of thing. Also to trust us and not be scared of things - which involves doing things like waving a plastic bag in their faces to get them used to the idea that although it's scary, nothing bad will happen. It's all pretty dangerous stuff.

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So you're tormenting the poor beasts? Shocking seens.

Thankfully, both g and I are working. I think I'd find it intolerable to be working if she weren't - and vice versa probably. We just go off to different parts of the house and ignore one another for most of the day.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Now I think of it, I was in a fitting room next to him when I was having my final fitting for my wedding suit. I remember texting Sir Charlie about it and musing on whether he got a discount.

Can two dwarves bang and have normal kids or do they invariably come out wrong?

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I think it might depend on whether they are disproportionate or proportionate - I read that somewhere anyway

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I think it might depend on whether they are disproportionate or proportionate - I read that somewhere anyway

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Aren't proportionate ones midgets rather than dwarves?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm just not feeling it, b.

I was delighted the other day to see that an Indiana Jones movie was just starting - it seemed to me that absolute ideal thing for a bank holiday evening... but I soon lost interest :-(

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The first one is always worth watching but the rest are crap. The one with 007 in it is truly awful. Connery becomes a parody of himself with his exaggerated lisp. It was charming in the 60's Sean but ffs just pack it in man!

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Originally Posted by Burney

Aren't proportionate ones midgets rather than dwarves?

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I thought so but according to a quick check on Wikipedia they can both be part of the same condition or something. I've been dealing with a watch story all day, my ability to read English may have suffered