Anyway, if you're so secular, how come you refuse to leave the shtetl?
Finchley :hehe: When I used to charge folk a bare-arsed fortune to fit a new boiler, the Finchley Jafia would employ some quite wonderful pantomime to try to get the bill reduced. One even feigned phoning his daughter "Cancel your holiday - we need £600 for a new boiler" then he pauses, shrugs in that inimitable fateful way and says "sorry but how many £600's have I got?".