I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.
The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns. :-(
I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?
03-24-2017, 03:57 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?
I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.
03-24-2017, 04:13 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.
Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?
03-24-2017, 04:24 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?
Not if you squeeze hard enough.
03-24-2017, 04:26 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Not if you squeeze hard enough.
Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?
03-24-2017, 04:28 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?
Dear God, that would be monstrous; the barbarous act of, I dfon't know, a protestant, perhaps!