Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case

Though withpout the mushrooms, in my case.
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My favourite Indian in London, hands down.

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It's full of Allans, isn't it?

They hate you.

indulgent gob****e parents that bothers me.

Monty's son is going to **** on the floor, ffs! :-(

I have always preferred pure, organic vegetable matter, like cocaine.

Imagine a meal without booze.

The sizzling lamb chops are their forte, v good.

Tends to get q raucous from Thursday onwards, will no doubt be ruined now Monty has read about it on Timeout and bring his snot along.

You can bring your own, but there's something rather grim about turning up to a restaurant with a shopping bag full of wine bottles I always think. I won't go there on principle.