Let's look at some A/B testing here

Lusaka, I grant you, isn't the greatest of cities.
It's a different matter deep, deep in the bush, as well you know, you naughty man.
What they used to have isn't what is on offer now. It's like someone in Shoreditch complaining that
the greasy spoon they used to visit with their mates every day is now a breakfast cereal bar charging 6 quid a pop
People called Romanes they go to the 'ouse?
The top picture is clearly the club's target demographic, but then like the wicked marketing type you are you've gone and rigged the poll by making one option unpalatable.

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I was a bit surprised he wasn't selected. Having recently had a 3rd child though, I'm sure
Could be either tbf, but very often the latter

I sometimes wonder whether I have more available monies than the person who used to sit in my seat.
As Arsene nose, sometimes one has the money but does not find value in the market.
Thing is, we're often told how great it is that Bayern offer
cheap seats and beer some of their supporters, yet when English fans ask for similar consideration, they get bantered off.
As ever, there's more to this than meets the eye.