Your mum loves my jerk batter
First they leaked some sort of scummy water, though.
I remember the squeaking now you mention it.
f**k it, I'm going to mould the mince into burgers and scoff it wrapped in lettuce.
They were honestly quite delicious, though. I can only assume they were mostly fat, salt and msg.
We've retired this, well done Croydon
There's an even wider open goal at the top of this thread - a post containining the words 'baps'
I will do this, but using lettuce instead of baps.
she is god's shrieky, strung out, fvcked-up 29 year old groupie hipster grifter.