What the fck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it fck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and

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03-18-2014, 02:49 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

You both seem to be missing a detail here.

Where do babies come from? If two ladies rub their boobies together (or whatever dorty lezzas do) does a baby appear?

No. I believe a man is required to do a naughty with the lady.

So only AFTER the child support and the housing benefit has she discovers she loves not the cock.

Suspicious.
03-18-2014, 02:49 PM
Berni

Yes, but slacks predominantly contain man made fibres.

This is the sort of thing

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fZ...0139571251.jpg
03-18-2014, 02:51 PM
Berni

So are you saying that such benefits should be dependent on an undertaking to stick to cock for at

least - what? - the next ten years?
03-18-2014, 02:52 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Mother of Christ.
03-18-2014, 02:58 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I am suggesting that, despite being a devoted beanflicker, she ensnared some innocent victim to

impregnate her, the better to rape the benefits system and ensure that I have to engage in some HIGHLY expensive tax, erm, 'planning'.
03-18-2014, 03:06 PM
Berni

They wouldn't leave loopholes if they didn't want you to use them, old chap.
03-18-2014, 03:13 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Why must they make the loopholes so complex that they require teams of highly

specialised accountants and solicitors to exploit? It's not fair.
03-18-2014, 03:24 PM
Berni

To create employment for such people. Otherwise, they'd starve.

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What the f*ck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it f*ck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and