No, I need them to stop putting freaks on the telly.
10-08-2018, 02:39 PM
IUFG
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Originally Posted by Burney
That is fùcking rank. :-(
Could no-one even be bothered providing her with a left-handed guitar?
And that is not the finger positions of any guitararist I know.
On her right hand. Obvs.
10-08-2018, 02:44 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by IUFG
And that is not the finger positions of any guitararist I know.
On her right hand. Obvs.
Do you think she ever touches her husband's cock with her weird little hand? :-(
Even the thought of that is making my penìs retract into my body. :-( How can he bear it?
10-08-2018, 02:44 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh. You're there. Well, this is awkward.
You know that stuff about you being well miserable? I never said them.
I suppose I do have a reputation for being a fairly sombre chap at times. I think of it as emotional honesty. I dont pretend to be happy when I'm not. And when I hear Twist and Shout, AGAIN, I'm not happy......
10-08-2018, 02:45 PM
IUFG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Do you think she ever touches her husband's cock with her weird little hand? :-(
Even the thought of that is making my penìs retract into my body. :-( How can he bear it?
I hadn't given that a thought at all, b
10-08-2018, 02:47 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by IUFG
I hadn't given that a thought at all, b
Well I can't stop thinking about it. And now I don't think I'll ever have sex again. :-(
That's it. I'm suing Bake Off.
10-08-2018, 02:49 PM
IUFG
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Originally Posted by Burney
Well I can't stop thinking about it. And now I don't think I'll ever have sex again. :-(
That's it. I'm suing Bake Off.
Someone is always to blame, b.
That is how it works nowadays.
Fill yer boots.
10-09-2018, 06:45 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live, m. We only come round once. I'd say 'fun' is pretty damn important.
Why does it seem you never have any, and don't seem to like others having it either.
In other words, why are you such a miserable **** on here all the time???
10-09-2018, 09:21 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Pokster
Why does it seem you never have any, and don't seem to like others having it either.
In other words, why are you such a miserable **** on here all the time???
I have loads of fun, thanks. My apparently limitless ability to wind you up is just one source.
10-09-2018, 09:30 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
I have loads of fun, thanks. My apparently limitless ability to wind you up is just one source.
You don't wind me up in the slightest, your persona has just become more and more angry over time, i know you aren't like that in real life (unless you have changed)