Aaaaand there we have it. A confession at last.
Your apology is accepted but this is the final time, d'you hear me?
Hmmm. Fair point. I'm probably best off doing posh English. Their hands will instinctively be drawn to their forelocks the minute I speak and they shall then be as putty in my hands.
Figuratively, of course. I'm not going to touch the ghastly culchies, am I?
Good God! Can you imagine?? There isn't enough Dettol in the world. :-(
Can't honestly remember from spring 2 years ago, but certainly the, no, actually, spring 2 years ago. Security. 2 mates up from Dreux. One had to wait outside with the beers in our bag because of security.
That's the first time I'd been there since the '90s.
So some time between spring '97 and spring 2017. But they have 100% had them for the last two years. Who knows? Perhaps in the same way that 9/11 led to airport security, all the attacks in France caused ND bouncers.
But you still can't answer 2 points.
1. How does the guy get over the fences to the altar and then get to the loft (assuming he knew exactly where he's going) with a room full of tourists filming him?
2. Given anyone who got caught doing that would get life, why take that risk when you could off some kaffirs which those sort of muzzies think allah likes more? Why not just fücking suicide bomb ND. Get to heaven, go down in history, lots of dead kaffirs as well as a fücked church? If you believe that ****, that's what you do.
But there is no way one or more people climbed over the fences in front of the altar and went up 20m of stairs, started a fire, came back and got out. None.
Did you know, h, that as a child I narrowly avoided* being bummed by one of Ireland's most infamous nonce priests? We holidayed in a place in Wexford for three years on the trot. Now the local priest was a chap called Fr Sean Fortune and the first time my father met the chap who owned the place in which we were staying, he was advised to take me to Mass not at the local church, but at the nearby church in Hook, instead, since the local priest was known to have an unhealthy fondness for young chaps my age.
My father had no interest in wasting his valuable holiday time going to Mass, so the advice was academic, but, had my father or mother been churchgoing types and a range of other somewhat unlikely events taken place, I could easily have been buggered by this horrible ****. :-(
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*Came nowhere near
Because that's what I was told was being said. My mate in the 4e went out there when he saw the flames from the window. He took me some pics.
When it was clear the fire had started up high, I blamed the scaffolding and started slagging off whichever company was doing the repairs. And he'd said the word was that it wasn't thescaffolding and workmen, that it was the loft.
They'd been having some problem with the electrics and lighting. So they'd got some generators up there and the place was over run with wires and 4-ways and the like.
I have no idea how true this is, but it looks the most plausible from the little clips I've seen.
The scaff was over the roof and around the spire, but you couldn't get to that unless you had a key to get the the bits between the fence and the walls. I don't know where the workmen entered, but anyone trying to get over fences and then clambering up in daylight when it's swarming with tourists on the river side, on the little restaurant side, or in the park at the back (as well as the front with the police and queues and bouncers) is gonna have the filth called on him before he's 1/4 way up.
And the loft is gonna be over the massive wooden beams (that took 42 acres of forest, apparently) and under the spire.
If we're playing what looks most likely, it's the loft below the spire.
Here you go.
It's from Le Monde.
Cited in the Sun and Boston Globe and a few others:
The restoration of the iconic spire and lead roof was the first phase of the massive 20-year renovation project, that began in July 2018 with the installation of 500 tonne scaffolding, reports Le Monde in Paris.
The paper says that the installation was "about to be completed on Monday when a fire broke out in the attic".
A "stray flame" is thought to have sparked the fire in the loft at 7pm local time (6pm BST).
"It appears that it all began as a relatively small fire linked to a stray flame in the roof," said an emergency services source.
See? I reckon Le Monde speaking to the firemen probably have a better clue than Awimb comspiracy theorists.
Au contraire my dear Berni, I'd say the vile pederast was practically breathing down your neck while lasciviously lubing his foul member. I think you have been subliminally traumatised and really ought to sue The RC :nod: Don't mention the wánking shed in court though b. Counsel for the nonce will try and spin that up to make you look like the deviant.
Fear not, h. The bum-raping cùnt topped himself in New Ross in 1999.
Here’s an article my dear, departed uncle wrote about the whole thing in 2002, in fact. For the record, the nonce priest would definitely have gone for me over my cousin, who was an ugly spaz
https://bit.ly/2KLDs6X