Chelsea seem to be ****ing about re: Giroud.

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SWv2 - "Like John Lukic?"

Longest ever pregnancy that was

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Classic urban myth all the same.

:hehe:

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At least I got out of bed :shrug:

Odd thing was, there wasn't much of a smell. It was almost pure water from what I could make out.

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I am not even getting involved in this conversation.

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I am not even getting involved in this conversation.

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If I hadn't had a dim memory of having pissed on the floor, I would have assumed I'd spilt some water, sw. Miraculously pure, it was.

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I am not even getting involved in this conversation.

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That's why you married a welsher, isn't it? One of the few peoples on earth comfortable sleeping in a pool of pÃ*ss. :nod:

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An interesting double standard operates here, though. If a white person of English extraction grows up and spends their entire life in say China, Japan or India, we would almost never be happy to call them Chinese, Japanese or Indian, would we? And neither, I suspect would the locals.

So to an extent, one's nationality depends also on the extent to which the people of your host nation are prepared to accept you as being of their nationality.

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:nod: Who'd tell Ian Wright that he's not English because his parents were from Jamaica?

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:nod: Who'd tell Ian Wright that he's not English because his parents were from Jamaica?

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On the other hand, that absolute pile of shÃ*t John Barnes always claimed to be more proud of being 'Jamaican' than of playing for England.

Rude, ungrateful *****.

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On the other hand, that absolute pile of shÃ*t John Barnes always claimed to be more proud of being 'Jamaican' than of playing for England.

Rude, ungrateful *****.

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His performances for England were certainly nothing to be proud of. The scouse cùnt.

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On the other hand, that absolute pile of shÃ*t John Barnes always claimed to be more proud of being 'Jamaican' than of playing for England.

Rude, ungrateful *****.

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I don't really understand why one would be proud of being Jamaican, tbh. I mean, Bob Marley and some cricketers aside, what have they done to be proud of?

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I don't really understand why one would be proud of being Jamaican, tbh. I mean, Bob Marley and some cricketers aside, what have they done to be proud of?

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They made fùcking loads of sugar.

b, the subject disappointed not to have much Irishness in him was John Hurt
Discovered he was related to Jorge

"Much to his disappointment, genealogists have discovered that his Irishness was nothing more than a family myth, perhaps created to give the family tree a spurious link to the upper class."

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They made fùcking loads of sugar.

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I'm not sure they really get the credit for that, tbh. After all, it wasn't really their idea, was it?

I quite like Jamaican Ginger Cake, though. And I used to like the ginger beer when I was a kid.

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I'm not sure they really get the credit for that, tbh. After all, it wasn't really their idea, was it?

I quite like Jamaican Ginger Cake, though. And I used to like the ginger beer when I was a kid.

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Also, Old Jamaica Rum n Raisin chocolate was good. Other than that, they're just a bit violent and boring, aren't they?

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"Much to his disappointment, genealogists have discovered that his Irishness was nothing more than a family myth, perhaps created to give the family tree a spurious link to the upper class."

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That was it. Very funny. Silly old fücker. I think Irons had a similar issue, though.

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Also, Old Jamaica Rum n Raisin chocolate was good. Other than that, they're just a bit violent and boring, aren't they?

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:nod: And Jerk chicken/pork/whatever isn't actually very nice.

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:nod: And Jerk chicken/pork/whatever isn't actually very nice.

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Definitely. And anyone who can fúck up barbecued fat pork has got to be a bit dim.

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Definitely. And anyone who can fúck up barbecued fat pork has got to be a bit dim.

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Not long now until you can start barbecuing again. :-)

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Not long now until you can start barbecuing again. :-)

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:nod: I'm started to get excited about it. I'm going to try out the whole 'using it as a pizza oven' thing. 500 degrees :cloud9:

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I'm not sure they really get the credit for that, tbh. After all, it wasn't really their idea, was it?

I quite like Jamaican Ginger Cake, though. And I used to like the ginger beer when I was a kid.

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As you may have noticed, I like to credit the people that do the actual work rather than the owners of the capital. Or in this case, the owners of the labour itself. :-\

They invented this, though. Best hangover-relief food available in a can imo.

http://www.slrmag.co.uk/wp-content/u...nurishment.png

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As you may have noticed, I like to credit the people that do the actual work rather than the owners of the capital. Or in this case, the owners of the labour itself. :-\

They invented this, though. Best hangover-relief food available in a can imo.

http://www.slrmag.co.uk/wp-content/u...nurishment.png

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Sorry, but all the investment, intellectual capital and financial risk belonged to whitey. The black lads just turned up and did as they were told.

We had a discussion of Nourishment a while ago. I was mystified by it because I thought of it as a drink for black people and had never had it - like Supermalt.

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:nod: I'm started to get excited about it. I'm going to try out the whole 'using it as a pizza oven' thing. 500 degrees :cloud9:

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It'll cook in seconds. The difficult bit is getting the dough thin enough imo.

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:nod: And Jerk chicken/pork/whatever isn't actually very nice.

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I used to purchase Jamaican Patties from a shop beside Finsbury Park tube station, post George Robey when eating was viable.

Damned fine.

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I used to purchase Jamaican Patties from a shop beside Finsbury Park tube station, post George Robey when eating was viable.

Damned fine.

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This is a good point, sw. Jamaican patties are good.

So - apart from Bob Marley, some cricketers, Ginger Cake, Ginger Beer, Rum & Raisin Chocolate, being made to make loads of sugar and Jamaican patties - what is there to be proud of about being Jamaican?

Oh, and Usain Bolt, I suppose.

Althea and Donna
(In me heels and ting
etc)

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Althea and Donna
(In me heels and ting
etc)

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Absolutely not. I'm not really sure Bob Marley's actually that good, so Althea and Donna can fück right off.

It's so mellow man
:music: Give me likkle face make mi wind up mi bass
Semi clear art attack :music:

I will submit 10cc instead
They love cricket