The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Aha! I wonder if I've misremembered or whether there are two versions out there.

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Cold where I'm from

There would appear to be two of them...witch is appropriate

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Cold where I'm from

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Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

A Hollywood icon struck down by Parkinson's at a relatively young age is inherently funny, though.

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Oh Monty how could you? :-( Not like he was ever an asshole like some of them... Star of quite easily the greatest ever eighties film :bow:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

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Cold enough to freeze the bollox off a brass monkey - not a simile I know - and long ago was contracted simply to "brass monkey weather"

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

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I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'

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Nice one b, nice one.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

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Another canine won...

"Like a dog eating hot chips"