That's Our NHS you're talking about there, old chap. Mr Corbyn's Stormtroopers will string you up.
Probably a TIA - transient ischemic attack.
My old man had one a few years ago and it was simply blurred vision in one eye which was the issue. He was on his iPad at the time so naturally he assumed it was on the blink, so he got into his car and drove two miles out the road to his Ipad man.
:-\
Hospital later that evening.
One was a trip finger. She recommended waiting until it went away. 3 years later or so I still have it. The second was to get a referral for a hernia which was subsequently operated on. Can't remember the third.
But it was not rectal or genital related. Despite being as heterosexual as they come, any rectal or genital issues I would insist on a male doctor.
That's not weird, is it?
Takes one to ...
;-)