So Burney, last night as I ate my chicken kiev and salad, I discovered that my

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Even a Flintoff might have made him jump around a bit. If only we had an all-rounder capable of bowling short, sharp fiery spells, eh

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I do think Swann made a good point when he said that Smith had done a great job convincing the world's bowlers that they shouldn't bowl straight at him.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Even a Flintoff might have made him jump around a bit. If only we had an all-rounder capable of bowling short, sharp fiery spells, eh

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Unfortunately he is available to play anywhere in the world and for any ****nig cricket team other than england.

Well done ECB, again. And well done for grounding the england players over a nothing incident. EXACTLY what the australian players wanted.

****ing mugs.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think we ought to strike a deal whereby we will allow him to average 70-odd in this series with the runs distributed wherever Australia want them just as long as we don't have to watch him bat.

It's the only humane option. Not only is he an awful batsman to watch, he's got a face I'd never tire of caving in with a shovel.

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I cant watch him at all, I have to turn it off. It is all made far, far harder to swallow by the fact that he is officially the best batsman in the world.

Watching Broad bat is no picnic either. Like watching a duck trying to walk on ice.