Kolasinac nickname?!?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'? :-(

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:nod: Definitely not much mileage left in it

I am quite keen on Kalashnikov.

It says what it does on the tin!

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Originally Posted by The Insider

I am quite keen on Kalashnikov.

It says what it does on the tin!

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What? Is cheap, low-maintenance and shoots powerfully, but wildly inaccurately?

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Allow me to take this opportunity to apologise to anybody my post may have hurt. It was not my intention to inconvenience any person, reduce their opportunities, or infringe upon their rights. I accept full responsibility herewith for any, albeit unintentional, distress my post may have caused. I solemnly promise not to do it again and, further, to work on my future conduct.

Phew!

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If this goes viral, can we sack you?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'? :-(

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"The Tank" is a great nickname name when it is referring to a member of the female persuasion. Of course, one rarely uses it in the presence of said female for obvious reasons.

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

"The Tank" is a great nickname name when it is referring to a member of the female persuasion. Of course, one rarely uses it in the presence of said female for obvious reasons.

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:hehe: There was a lady of my acquaintance years ago known as 'The Dyke Bike' because - despite professing to be a lesbian, she would shag pretty much anyone after a few drinks and shared her favours with most of our cricket team at some point (separately, you understand - we weren't footballers).
This went on happily until one fool got pÃ*ssed and told her that was her nickname, whereupon she punched him in the face, chipping one his teeth, stormed out and never allowed any of us to have a go on her ever again. :-(

As cevapi is one of the most popular dishes in Bosnia Herzegovina, I plan on referring to him as 'that fat, cevapi munching c*nt'.

Or something worse when he plays badly. :-)

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Chill out, mate. You're one of them. You can say what the fúck you like.

For now.

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In quiet moments of heightened bitterness and resentment, my old man sometimes tells of how they told him that had he settled us in Hackney rather than Henley, Abingdon would've taken me in for free, rather than the small fortune it ended up costing him :-\

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

In quiet moments of heightened bitterness and resentment, my old man sometimes tells of how they told him that had he settled us in Hackney rather than Henley, Abingdon would've taken me in for free, rather than the small fortune it ended up costing him :-\

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Anyway, don't listen to m. He's one of 'them', too. Mind you, so am I, I suppose :-(
We're all ethnics now, apparently.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Anyway, don't listen to m. He's one of 'them', too. Mind you, so am I, I suppose :-(
We're all ethnics now, apparently.

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It truly is political correctness gone mad. Oh well, nobody can say I didn't tell'em.