That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.

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I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

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Probably his sweetheart from his teen years. Made a commitment when they were young and then found it difficult to get out of it, much like Arsene with Theo.

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I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

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Theobot 3000 has no capacity for love. All he asks is that his oil is changed and he's fully recharged each night.

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I expect he does. She bought him a coffee machine you know.

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I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.

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I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.

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Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

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Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

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And travellers.

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Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

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Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?

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Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?

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Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.

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Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.

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Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again :-(

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Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again :-(

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But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen. :-\

'No, no, please. After you.'

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But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen. :-\

'No, no, please. After you.'

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"Hello darling I'm home! Which particular chronic mental/physical ailment are you suffering with today? Any rapes, assaults, (verbal or physical) or other tragedies to report?"