WFH today, just sank the third pint of real ale at my local

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well try not to blow your load too soon. :-( At least try make sure you actually get it into her, first.

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I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner :-\

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner :-\

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Oh. Oh, dear. I can only too easily imagine the circumstances in which she told you that. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh. Oh, dear. I can only too easily imagine the circumstances in which she told you that. :-(

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Just after she came home after being shagged by her new bloke imo

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner :-\

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Has her, you know, thingy recovered from the trauma of exuding a fully formed human being? :-(

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

just sank the third pint of real ale at my local

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How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, I know the place. But avocado is unacceptable, I'm afraid. It's a foodstuff that ought only to be consumed by middle-class women, bufties and Mexicans. It certainly has no place alongside God's honest bacon.

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Regardless of all that dogmatic nonsense, bacon and avocado tastes really good, Burney. And even with avocado on the menu my local is still a proper boozer.

The couch awaits.

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Originally Posted by Ash

How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

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I don't :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Bacon and avocado? What sort of boozer is this?

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WHY DOES THE BAD MAN SAY SUCH THINGS, SIR C?

I might have to start drinking now

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Originally Posted by Ash

How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

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How does anyone get anything done with three pints at lunchtime?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Has her, you know, thingy recovered from the trauma of exuding a fully formed human being? :-(

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On this topic, Mrs WES has delivered two of said things and I can assure you, Charles, that her front bottom is fully up to scratch.

Evolution has made them quite recoverable in that regard.