I'll tell you what's ****, ****ing relatives sending

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Originally Posted by Burney

That's stupid. Any but actually retarded kids are bound to realise it's just their dad in a suit, which sort of defeats the object of pretending Santa exists, surely?

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It's all retarded, B. They do it on the 24th, presents opened in the afternoon, no bird or spuds. I hate it :cry:

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Originally Posted by Burney

You're going to give 18 bottles of vintage fizz to an 18 year-old?

That's some high-quality vomit you'll be wiping off the lavatory walls.

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As I said, he'll either drink them in moderation, or sell them. Jews don't do hedonism.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:hehe: Yes I should have blacked up really, shouldn't I? No one could have objected because, it's like, my cultural heritage and that.

Opportunity missed.

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:nod: You could have done the full eye-rolling, 'Yes massa' bit and they couldn't have fücking touched you for it.

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Originally Posted by Burney

And those things are better than believing in Santa why exactly?

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I rather think you're msssing the point, b. m is one of they radical gentile-baby-blood drinking Zionist types. He's hardly going to encourage his offspring to honour the great yok festival, is he?

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Originally Posted by Burney

And those things are better than believing in Santa why exactly?

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Because he knows the animals that talk in animated movies are not real and that when he dresses up as a pirate he's not really a pirate. It's playing with reality, not lying about it.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

As I said, he'll either drink them in moderation, or sell them. Jews don't do hedonism.

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He's not a Jew, though, is he? He's a goy and thus subject to all our weaknesses.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

And what does Anus get?

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When she's 18?

FGM

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

It's all retarded, B. They do it on the 24th, presents opened in the afternoon, no bird or spuds. I hate it :cry:

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But b, you must introduce some typically English elements into your christmas for the sake of the child, otherwise he will grow up without any connection to his English heritage.

You can rustle up a roast dinner, can't you?

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Originally Posted by Burney

He's not a Jew, though, is he? He's a goy and thus subject to all our weaknesses.

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I hope so, but the missus is a bit of a lightweight too :-(

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Originally Posted by Monty92

When she's 18?

FGM

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I read somewhere that it's customary to do it with a piece of flint. :-(