So the Germans have voted to recognise the Turkish genocide of the Armenians?

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

He's a Crystal Palace fan, I think.

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Yes. The poor chap doesn't seem to be managing menopause very well, though. :-\

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Yes. The poor chap doesn't seem to be managing menopause very well, though. :-\

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Well, I think he looks very nice.

You think he should've gone with their away shir .. blouse?

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Well, I think he looks very nice.

You think he should've gone with their away shir .. blouse?

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In fairness, he wouldn't have been the worst looking woman in that Palace crowd.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've been to all of 'em. I've attended a sumptuous banquet in a palace on an island in the Bosphorous. I've watched the faithful at prayer in the Blue Mosque on a Friday afternoon. I've eaten sweetmeats whilst belly dancers gyrated for my pleasure.

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You didn't go try 'n score some kif in the Pudding Shop then? Big pussy.

All the Turks I encountered in Istanbul, as well as as the gasters I met in Germany were delightful and charming but clearly quite capable of slitting you from belly to throat if you crossed them. I think we need to recruit them to our side for the impending biblical showdown with the Allans - just promise 'em a share of the old old western wealth 'n that.

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

You didn't go try 'n score some kif in the Pudding Shop then? Big pussy.

All the Turks I encountered in Istanbul, as well as as the gasters I met in Germany were delightful and charming but clearly quite capable of slitting you from belly to throat if you crossed them. I think we need to recruit them to our side for the impending biblical showdown with the Allans - just promise 'em a share of the old old western wealth 'n that.

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I'm afraid we're going to find that they are very much on the side of the Allans, actually.

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I'm afraid we're going to find that they are very much on the side of the Allans, actually.

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Well yes. What with actually being Allans and everything - albeit non-Arabic, nominally secular ones.

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Well yes. What with actually being Allans and everything - albeit non-Arabic, nominally secular ones.

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They're about as secular as the Pope's arse.

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They're about as secular as the Pope's arse.

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I think engineering an 'off' between the Kathy Burkes and the IS massive will be simple. Just point out that their secularism marks them out as infidels in the eyes of the zealots. Manipulate IS into publicly insulting old Atatürk and watch it all go off like Clock End.

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

I think engineering an 'off' between the Kathy Burkes and the IS massive will be simple. Just point out that their secularism marks them out as infidels in the eyes of the zealots. Manipulate IS into publicly insulting old Atatürk and watch it all go off like Clock End.

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IS aren't going to take them on, though. They've got more tanks than Pets R Us.

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Rude if you ask me, when in Byzantine and all that

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Old Charlie went to Istanbul - Constantinople once
And didn't like the people much - the dirty turkish ****s