Exactly, f. Those elections even managed to result in the election of an Allan and nobody cared. Admittedly, he is probably the world's blandest Allan, but even so.
Yeah, but nobody cares about that stuff. This is your problem, you see? You think people make political decisions based on careful consideration of policies and **** like that. They don't. They think of who they like most (or dislike least); who it's going to piss off (in Trump's case a lot of people that everyone dearly wants to see pissed off); and what's in it for them.