That's Ant and Dec though.
Isn't it?
Neither of those blokes is in Grantchester.
That has the rhythm of something Blanche Dubois might say.
I reckon I could take Trump's fairly comfortably
Ah. It's a day early. Jolly good. Hope you like it. It has literally only come out today, hence you
not getting it earlier.
Happy birthday, chum. :-)
Indeed - I now can't imagine it in anything but her accent
I was going to buy it this week.
Yes. I asked your wife to try and prevent you doing so.
Have you ever considered having a moratorium on buying yourself stuff around birthdays and Christmas in order to make it easier to buy you presents?
It's so rare that I treat myself to a small something, though.