Is it only food to which you apply this carefree attitude to
how much it costs in relation to the pleasure it gives you?
where's Balotelli when you need him?
Well if you were a lady hiring a male prostitute, you'd pay more for one with a big wang than one
with a tiddler, wouldn't you? Stands to reason. Same with steaks.
Why did you go in the first place then?
Presumably you were in some way aware of the price bracket you were entering.
So you think a 200g fillet should be cheaper than a 400g rump?
No. There is a moral requirement to pay for quality. Whether this quality
happens to please one or not, if we do not encourage the pursuit of perfection we'll all be living in a world of Ryanair and Travelodges.
Quick explanatory note for you; there are currently nicer airlines and more comfortable hotels available. You might get your girlfriend to pay for you to experience one.
I am neither a lady, nor am I hiring a male prostitute. If I were, I would be happy to pay
more for a tiddler if it were brandished with some expertise.
My girlfriend is a massive, massive foodcunt

No. We're talking about cocks here. Both are similar in quality as far as they go, but the bigger
one is obviously better. Unless it's too big, in which case you'll never finish it and it'll just leave you feeling uncomfortably full...
Regret her not having a cesarean?