Let's hope that Sir C is never stabbed, else I'm sure that this post will be presented to the jury.
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The pork chop is generally a sad and lifeless thing, I agree. The lamb chop, however, if delicately handled, is a splendid and toothsome thing.
That said, if you're eating a Wetherspoon's mixed grill, it's mostly about cramming enough protein, fat and carbohydrate into your system to make the pain stop, so one isn't too picky.
What biscuits did the court serve up to go with the hot beverages ?