You said you didnt want to talk about it......
Where was it?
On his olfactory organ
To be fair, I didnt think she would make it this far. I dread to think what state the house is in but the fact that she actually bothered to go and get a job is quite impressive.
I get a variety of voicemails ranging between outright death threats to begging me to come back, with 'let's be friends' thrown in every now and then for balance. Lets be friends basically means can you comeback and do loads of things for me and give me some money.
Sir C "Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.
Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday "
It's like the blind having their sight restored
I don't suppose reacquaintance with the smell of fresh faeces brought quite the same level of emotional outpouring
Did they find a lighter lodged up there since 1979 by any chance?