:nod: Next year, I shall be giving people homemade cider-based gifts.
Whenever they ask me for 'spare change' I am certain they will only spend it on alcohol anyway
A good turn saves them the bother
...and clears a bit of shelf space in my kitchen
If they eat from bins they'll drink my generously received but ultimately unwanted booze
If they're a particularly choosy type of tramp I can always attach a bit of clingfilm with a rubber band over the funnel