Can we please stop calling each other names?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I bet you'd grow to like Boris if you listened to him narrating hsi biography of Churchill.

Plus, he likes a drink.

Give him a chance, la. You might end up the best of chums!

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I liked the fact that he got a bóllocking for spilling wine on the sofa. We've all been there.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well that goes to show what I know. I suppose I must have just thought that the only people from whom I've ever heard that level of hatred for Gove were teachers, added two and two together and made five. Silly me.

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You need to get out more :) Having worked for him, I have often stood up for him in the past, but his current incarnation is that a horrible **** (Gove not F - I haven't seen F for a while)

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, I'd categorise him as an habitual lefty rather than an ideological one. Could be wrong, though.

And I think it's important to clarify that you went to Ian Harvey's wedding, not me.

Is he still married to her?

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I have no idea. The day of his nuptials was the last contact I had with him.

I felt it important to take advantage of the free food and booze.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I liked the fact that he got a bóllocking for spilling wine on the sofa. We've all been there.

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She's got some Hampsteads on her, thon First Lady. Getting a bóllocking is one thing, but imagine if she chewed you out! :yikes:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have no idea. The day of his nuptials was the last contact I had with him.

I felt it important to take advantage of the free food and booze.

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Of course. And didn't it give you an opportunity to drunkenly abuse someone? Was that the one where you suggested a woman was fat or said something racist?

I used to think 'nuptials' was a dirty word when I was little. I was quite disappointed to discover it just meant wedding.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Of course. And didn't it give you an opportunity to drunkenly abuse someone? Was that the one where you suggested a woman was fat or said something racist?

I used to think 'nuptials' was a dirty word when I was little. I was quite disappointed to discover it just meant wedding.

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Yes, I am afraid I was appallingly rude to the young lady sitting next to me (who happily took it all in good part) and then inadvertantly racist. On about 6 occasions. :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

She's got some Hampsteads on her, thon First Lady. Getting a bóllocking is one thing, but imagine if she chewed you out! :yikes:

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Yes. In some lights she's quite attractive, in others not. Are they actually living in sin in Number 10? Or does she just pop round when he's up for a spot?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. In some lights she's quite attractive, in others not. Are they actually living in sin in Number 10? Or does she just pop round when he's up for a spot?

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I bet the poor bloke hasn't had the energy for a shag in months. Imagine the misery of life as PM. I bet you get an hour off in the evening before your four hours sleep, then back to it... yeeuch.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I bet the poor bloke hasn't had the energy for a shag in months. Imagine the misery of life as PM. I bet you get an hour off in the evening before your four hours sleep, then back to it... yeeuch.

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Yes. They tend to emerge from office looking about a hundred years old and with a weird, haunted look. Only Cameron seems to have avoided that in recent years. He seems to have come out relatively unscathed.

I think it is a bloody awful job. No wonder they all love it when they get to do fun stuff like have wars or order airstrikes.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I bet you'd grow to like Boris if you listened to him narrating hsi biography of Churchill.

Plus, he likes a drink.

Give him a chance, la. You might end up the best of chums!

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It was a very good book - I enjoyed it. I have no problem with Boris just the way the party has gone and his part in facilitating it. Raab and Patel in two of the great positions of state ffs

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, I am afraid I was appallingly rude to the young lady sitting next to me (who happily took it all in good part) and then inadvertantly racist. On about 6 occasions. :-(

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Wasn't I sitting next to you?

Labour incidents of antisemitism account for 0.08% of the membership. That’s one-third of the rate it occurs in the everyday population of Britain. In short – Labour is 66% LESS antisemitic than the general public.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

It was a very good book - I enjoyed it. I have no problem with Boris just the way the party has gone and his part in facilitating it. Raab and Patel in two of the great positions of state ffs

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Have you seen the tory manifesto, la? It's as red as a baboon's arse! All public spending, environmental nonsense, 'Our NHS' and no fúcking tax cuts :furious:

If it weren't for Brexit, I'd have to seriously consider whether I'd vote for them at all.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Wasn't I sitting next to you?

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Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

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Originally Posted by Burney

Have you seen the tory manifesto, la? It's as red as a baboon's arse! All public spending, environmental nonsense, 'Our NHS' and no fúcking tax cuts :furious:

If it weren't for Brexit, I'd have to seriously consider whether I'd vote for them at all.

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Yes, but I don't believe a word of it :) As you said, politicians aren't truthful fellas at the best of times

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

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Only the first few times we met

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Originally Posted by Ash

Labour incidents of antisemitism account for 0.08% of the membership. That’s one-third of the rate it occurs in the everyday population of Britain. In short – Labour is 66% LESS antisemitic than the general public.

https://off-guardian.org/wp-content/...05X0AAbZOW.jpg

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Hmmm - I'm not convinced you know, Ash, how many Labour parrty members have *actually* been guilty of anti- semitic behaviour.

And the general public isn't asking to be allowed to lead the country and take decisions on our economy.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

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Ian Harvey's wife is Asian and *cough* not particularly skinny.

Charles didn't insult and racially abuse the bride at a wedding, did he? 6 times? :-(

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Originally Posted by WES

Ian Harvey's wife is Asian and *cough* not particularly skinny.

Charles didn't insult and racially abuse the bride at a wedding, did he? 6 times? :-(

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Given that so many of the guests were asian, I think Sir C saw it as a target-rich environment for his particular brand of cheeky, but virulently racist humour.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Given that so many of the guests were asian, I think Sir C saw it as a target-rich environment for his particular brand of cheeky, but virulently racist humour.

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You know, I'm imagining a traditional Asian family having one of their daughters bring Ian Harvey home and being told that she planned on marrying him.

I'd seriously want to be able to speak Hindi if I was around for that :hehe:

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Originally Posted by WES

You know, I'm imagining a traditional Asian family having one of their daughters bring Ian Harvey home and being told that she planned on marrying him.

I'd seriously want to be able to speak Hindi if I was around for that :hehe:

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It's always interspersed with English phrases anyway, so it would be something like:

Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - ferrettylittlegingercvnt - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah -scrapingthebottomofthebarrel - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - forfúckssakedon'thavekids.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'd say we've covered that off nicely between us.

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Were you two stroking each other's winkies while you composed these identical posts (out in Berni's notorious shed no doubt).

And are you both suggesting that Mrs Thatcher ran around offering her fanny to anyone that showed the remotest interest?

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's always interspersed with English phrases anyway, so it would be something like:

Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - ferrettylittlegingercvnt - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah -scrapingthebottomofthebarrel - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - forfúckssakedon'thavekids.

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I was trying to think of how they might describe his chin and teeth - ferret fits quite well

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Were you two stroking each other's winkies while you composed these identical posts (out in Berni's notorious shed no doubt).

And are you both suggesting that Mrs Thatcher ran around offering her fanny to anyone that showed the remotest interest?

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No. Mrs T was well taken care of at home, I'd say. Dennis was clearly a sexual Tyrannosaurus. You could tell from the twinkle in her eye.

Theresa May, on the other hand, looked like she'd tried it once on her wedding night and decided it wasn't really for her.

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Originally Posted by Burney

No. Mrs T was well taken care of at home, I'd say. Dennis was clearly a sexual Tyrannosaurus. You could tell from the twinkle in her eye.

Theresa May, on the other hand, looked like she'd tried it once on her wedding night and decided it wasn't really for her.

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I recall the notorious Lothario Clarke alluding to the fact that he had been allowed to finger-bang Mrs T in the Cabinet Office. The revolting old harridan was sending our boys off to be slaughtered in the Falklands while Alan Clarke was wetting his finger in her rank vagina!