'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

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Originally Posted by Pokster

And I haven't smoked since my mum died of cancer, so i would suggest plenty of people have decided not to smoke because they have seen what it does.

Also the reason I don't really drink, because it killed my Dad

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Do you want to live forever?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you want to live forever?

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The way things have been the last 18 months....no.

I don't want to learn how to fly, high either

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Originally Posted by Sir C

To be honest any speed in a Porsche 356 is too fast. They were, quite literally, death traps.

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Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shÃ*t, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shÃ*t line was crossed.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shÃ*t, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shÃ*t line was crossed.

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Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

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Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

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Originally Posted by Burney

JPS were terrible fags, though.

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indeed. Hence the Marbs.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

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You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by IUFG

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness. :shrug:

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Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

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I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
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Originally Posted by IUFG

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/h...2-22000a25a815

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Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.

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I agree.

David Prescott, the kitchen floor shÃ*tter, smoked a pipe. What a *****.

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Originally Posted by Burney

The Wolf and the Watchman? Oh, yes. That's all good fun. I must say, I did laugh when the author first doubled down on the grimness by making the poor chap become the shÃ*t-eating sexual plaything of perverted toffs. :hehe:

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Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending :hehe:

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I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

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I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir :-D - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir :-D - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

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Hmmm. Not being a Swede, I'm not sure I could muster the requisite levels of gory perversion, h. That said, I do like the idea of you - who have offered people the most baroque sado-sexual tortures on here over the years - getting all queasy over a book. :hehe:

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you? ;-)

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Originally Posted by Burney

No, I'm afraid it is still cool to smoke. I have a daughter and four nieces over 18. All are achingly cool. All smoke. All of them took up smoking in the period when these images were on packets. None of them cares about the pictures because young people don't think they'll ever die and so don't think such things apply to them.

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You err... wouldn't...err.. happen to err... have any pictures of said nieces?

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Originally Posted by Burney

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you? ;-)

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You needn't think that kind of sweet talk's getting me into that shed of yours ;-)