Talking of chicks, I read a book by one and it was alright. :nod:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I shall immediately adopt this plan, b. My immortal soul thanks you.

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:thumbup: No problem. This is the thing, you see. Too many priests these days behave like they're there to act as moral arbiters when in fact they should see themselves as equivalent to a good lawyer or accountant - there to use their professional skills to help their clients find the loopholes that get them out of the shÃ*t. There's a good business in it, I reckon.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:thumbup: No problem. This is the thing, you see. Too many priests these days behave like they're there to act as moral arbiters when in fact they should see themselves as equivalent to a good lawyer or accountant - there to use their professional skills to help their clients find the loopholes that get them out of the shÃ*t. There's a good business in it, I reckon.

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ah, but...too many of them are spending their time trying to get themselves out of their own shÃ*t than actually helping their clients.

If you believe that sort of thing, denounce it and defect to the other side on your deathbed, imo

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Originally Posted by IUFG

It is what the pseudo-intellectuals who couldn't grasp mathematics did, istr ;-)

That and History.

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OI! Some of us historians can do maths. Helpful for analysing the historical economic data and the like.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I know this, actually. I had my confession heard the day before my father's funeral, so that I could take communion at the service. You know, for my mum's sake.

Confession won't help me now though, will it? I'm an adulterer. I've basically shot my bolt when it comes to the Lord's compassion.

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Look at the temple carvings in India - Shiva, Parvati and Crew are bang up for it.

You have 7 Chakras. The highest, on the crown of your head, connects you straight up to the Divine. That's why it's good to get off your tits to make it easier, hence all the sadhus caning chillums of charas.

But if you don't have access to top drawer hallucinogens and/or you're not very good/used to being on the spiritual plane, you can also connect with the Divine through your first, lowest chakra which deals with the genitals.

God is pure Love so (S)He wants you to get your end away, cos you will hopefully experience the feeling of love, even if it's just "I love her tits and I love the feeling of shooting my load on them."

So the more shagging you do, not only do you get closer to God, but you raise the consciousness level of humanity as a whole leading to our species' spiritual evolution.

The temple carvings are full of all sorts - threesomes, blowjobs, anal, weird positions that my body would struggle to get into.

Convert, C. Leave behind these moralistic guilt trips imposed by a patriarchal nobility who didn't want the plebs nobbing their totty.

Embrace the religion of sex, drugs and higher planes of consciousness.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Look at the temple carvings in India - Shiva, Parvati and Crew are bang up for it.

You have 7 Chakras. The highest, on the crown of your head, connects you straight up to the Divine. That's why it's good to get off your tits to make it easier, hence all the sadhus caning chillums of charas.

But if you don't have access to top drawer hallucinogens and/or you're not very good/used to being on the spiritual plane, you can also connect with the Divine through your first, lowest chakra which deals with the genitals.

God is pure Love so (S)He wants you to get your end away, cos you will hopefully experience the feeling of love, even if it's just "I love her tits and I love the feeling of shooting my load on them."

So the more shagging you do, not only do you get closer to God, but you raise the consciousness level of humanity as a whole leading to our species' spiritual evolution.

The temple carvings are full of all sorts - threesomes, blowjobs, anal, weird positions that my body would struggle to get into.

Convert, C. Leave behind these moralistic guilt trips imposed by a patriarchal nobility who didn't want the plebs nobbing their totty.

Embrace the religion of sex, drugs and higher planes of consciousness.

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I’m sure you’re right, g, but these days I’m with Oy George in this matter. No, not chained to his radiator, I’d just prefer a cup of tea.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I’m sure you’re right, g, but these days I’m with Oy George in this matter. No, not chained to his radiator, I’d just prefer a cup of tea.

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‘Oy George’? Did he convert for Jon, then?