The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
whoooah there, b...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I expecting you to name some young girl when you first encountered them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Not some bloke named Colin.
In what sort of situation were you and Colin in, when he broke your genital wart virginity, so to speak?
Yes, a chum of mine had them lasered off, which left him with two Japs' eyes. (Jap's eyes?) He could, quite literally, pĂ*ss in stereo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Hold on, hold on. Are you saying that if you developed a fine set of genital warts, you wouldn't immediately show your mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Oddball.
It was in the kitchen of our student flat. None of us had ever seen them before, so he whipped it out for our education. I don't think it was his first time doing so.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
He wasn't exactly a refined man, Colin. He claimed to have taken a sh1t in The History of Pakistan in the University library, closed it and put it back on the shelf. :-(
Side question: what was Colin's subject?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Geography, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I went to a council estate comprehensive, pal. Not some private boarding school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That sort of behaviour would have had me branded a 'bender' and I would have received a daily beating.
So no, my natural reaction to receiving a dose would not have been to show it to another bloke...
enough saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
When did chaps get all shy about seeing each others' knobs? I put it down to not playing enough sport.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
A shower after a football match is respectfully manly, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Asking another bloke to take a close inspection of one's todger falls somewhat short of that expected standard.
You've never been on a rugby tour, have you? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Never.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Rugby? A sport for pĂ*ss drinking *****
I once went on a football tour to Holland. A stripper in Maastricht did unspeakable things to and at our goalkeeper in the clubhouse bar.
the stripper was female btw
:hehe: I remember a Polaroid of a chum of mine who'd passed out drunk on such an occasion that showed him with his teammates' genitals resting on his face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
There are ****s who play rugby just as there are ****s who play football, i.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Don't get caught in a generalisation trap, for that is simple bigotry.
My recollection of the rugby boys is one of drinking games (usually involving urine at some point), song singing and heemasexual acts during some kind of bizarre initiation ceremonies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Us footballers tended to stick to the alcohol, girls and non-performance enhancers.
:nono: It's only gay if you enjoy it, i.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Hmm. I grew up playing rugby and saw a lot of drinking (but only one incident of the beverage being urine), lots of excellent singing, and no homosexual behaviour whatsoever. NTTAWWI.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
You're sure you're not simply projecting your desires to be taken roughly from behind by a 19 stone prop forward?
Of that I am absolutely positive, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not sure my back and knees would cope nowadays anyway ;-)