This numberwang business. I know these things take time

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Originally Posted by Ash

It's what happens when Americans are allowed to watch football.

http://www.statsbombservices.com/exp...ssing-networks

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:noah:

Americans? Stat-loving ****s.

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I had to search it...

http://www.statsbombservices.com/exp...ssing-networks

load of ****ing ****e...

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I intend to roll this out with Knocklyon United U10 when the new season kicks off in 3-4 weeks.

New season so we had a new coach on Monday night, FAI badged. Keen as fúck and to be fair very good. He had a magnetic clipboard thing with wee “players” on it and at the end he was showing me his preferred formation and how he hoped to coach the players to pass out from keeper. So he moved his wee men around and was very impressive.

Then I pointed out to him that he had 9 wee men and we play 7 a side.

Have that tactics *****.

:cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

**** that - Nur Helles, although I did have a few craft beers in the office and **** know what was in them

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I drank three bottles of my home-made cider on Sunday lunchtime and basically rendered myself insensible for four hours.

Good stuff imo.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I drank three bottles of my home-made cider on Sunday lunchtime and basically rendered myself insensible for four hours.

Good stuff imo.

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Nice - do you still have the power to see or was it really good stuff

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: How is the ear, anyway?

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The pain and swelling has gone but I am still deaf.

feels like liquid or something stuck in there. It's very annoying. 2 weeks like this now.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Nice - do you still have the power to see or was it really good stuff

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I can see, but I still felt rough on Monday morning. My first batch was fizzy, sweetish and clear and very nice. My second and third were cloudy and really very dry. This discrepancy - and the fact that I cannot account for it - suggests to me that I have literally no fücking idea what I'm doing.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

The pain and swelling has gone but I am still deaf.

feels like liquid or something stuck in there. It's very annoying. 2 weeks like this now.

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It's just the one ear, though, right?

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's just the one ear, though, right?

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Well it is a 50:50 guess which ear it is

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's just the one ear, though, right?

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Yep.
but it's making me talk weird and I can hear my breathing.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Yep.
but it's making me talk weird and I can hear my breathing.

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Very obvious I know but have they been syringed?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Yep.
but it's making me talk weird and I can hear my breathing.

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You probably aren't talking weird. You're just hearing how you actually talk rather than how you think you talk. I'm sure this will pass.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Very obvious I know but have they been syringed?

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:nono: Syringing ears is done for earwax build-up, not for the aftermath of an infection.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Very obvious I know but have they been syringed?

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it's **** from the infection behind the eardrum.
the doc said I don't have any wax.

I was completely deaf before but it's clearing up now it's more like when you can't pop your ears on a plane.

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Originally Posted by Burney

You probably aren't talking weird. You're just hearing how you actually talk rather than how you think you talk. I'm sure this will pass.

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He's Canadian, b - he talks weird