I was hoping for Monty's analysis of the current Arsenal league position.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:nod: Firmly in the 'shíthole' camp.

Have you seen the vulgarity of the decor in the restaurants in those areas? And don't get me started on the temple of ugliness that is Harrods.

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The noise of the young lads burning around in their sports cars has put me off moving to the area tbf.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Ah. 'Mainstream' Christians, eh? Those would be the ones who pick and choose their commandments, I imagine.

Not real Christians. Heretics, too, obviously.

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Yes, quite. Hence their appeal.

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

Dubai a sh1thole? well relatively speaking, no, but I could certainly understand the argument.

However I merely fly in to Dubai, I holiday in a resort which I can assure you is not at all Islamic and very much not a sh1thole.

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Fúck me. It's the lack of any sense of shame that defines this Godless, standardless shítpit of a society we have created.

Why not just admit publicly and brazenly to fúcking goats? It would be less revolting.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I went there with the Father In Law the other week. I'd forgotten how utterly ghastly it was. It looks like a Cairo knocking shop.

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Oh yes, of course, I forgot to ask how the meeting went.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Oh yes, of course, I forgot to ask how the meeting went.

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It was surprisingly OK. He's a touch eccentric, opinionated and loud, but nothing someone who has conversed with WES couldn't handle.

G claims he's mellowed with age.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It was surprisingly OK. He's a touch eccentric, opinionated and loud, but nothing someone who has conversed with WES couldn't handle.

G claims he's mellowed with age.

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Ah good. Perhaps you should get him together with your father? It sounds as if they might get along swimmingly.

:cry: I'm sorry, I just had the mental image of your father, well oiled, thrusting his balls into yer sober Yanqui's face whilst reciting Yeats. :clap:

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Ah good. Perhaps you should get him together with your father? It sounds as if they might get along swimmingly.

:cry: I'm sorry, I just had the mental image of your father, well oiled, thrusting his balls into yer sober Yanqui's face whilst reciting Yeats. :clap:

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The leg up on the chair was a bit special, wasn't it? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

The leg up on the chair was a bit special, wasn't it? :-(

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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: It is a precious memory that will remain with me forever.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: It is a precious memory that will remain with me forever.

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Poor Natalie. :-( At least v was spared the treatment.

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Originally Posted by Ash

10 wins in a row would change the mood of any fans, of almost any sporting club, anywhere in the world. And understandably so, except for those struggling to grasp how human emotions work, or how sport works for that matter.

Would sir care for a new hobby?

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I thought I'd given a pretty concise explanation for how human emotions work when I said that, like toddlers, football fans are unable to rationally regulate their own moods and emotions, and can have them swayed by something as simple as pointing at a plane in the sky or offering them a sweetie.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Fúck me. It's the lack of any sense of shame that defines this Godless, standardless shítpit of a society we have created.

Why not just admit publicly and brazenly to fúcking goats? It would be less revolting.

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Unlike you, Charles, I am not a phenomenal snob and I quite like people.

Resorts, provided they are of a sufficient quality, are quite wonderful, particularly for those of us with children.

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

Unlike you, Charles, I am not a phenomenal snob and I quite like people.

Resorts, provided they are of a sufficient quality, are quite wonderful, particularly for those of us with children.

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:AndreaLeadsom:

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

Unlike you, Charles, I am not a phenomenal snob and I quite like people.

Resorts, provided they are of a sufficient quality, are quite wonderful, particularly for those of us with children.

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:clap: You eat at Giraffe, don't you? :kidsmenu:

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If you're making the point I think you're making, Monty, your logic has failed you again.

And children aside, anyone who makes a blanket statement about resorts is just being silly.

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:clap: You eat at Giraffe, don't you? :kidsmenu:

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I did once, it was sh1te.

Butlins is a resort. So is Sandy Lane in Barbados. If you're unable to distinguish between the two you should have a word with yourself.

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I did once, it was sh1te.

Butlins is a resort. So is Sandy Lane in Barbados. If you're unable to distinguish between the two you should have a word with yourself.

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Mate, there's nothing you can tell Sir C about Sandy Lane imo.

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I did once, it was sh1te.

Butlins is a resort. So is Sandy Lane in Barbados. If you're unable to distinguish between the two you should have a word with yourself.

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I went for lunch at Sandy Lane once. It was, as you say, a resort. It differs from Butlins only inasmuch as the clientele have more money.

Same tastes, of course.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I went for lunch at Sandy Lane once. It was, as you say, a resort. It differs from Butlins only inasmuch as the clientele have more money.

Same tastes, of course.

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There is no hope for you, Charles. You are lost in a world of superficial snobbery where exclusivity, not quality, is your goal.

The same can be said for Ian Harvey, BTW. I'll leave you both to it. :wave:

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

There is no hope for you, Charles. You are lost in a world of superficial snobbery where exclusivity, not quality, is your goal.

The same can be said for Ian Harvey, BTW. I'll leave you both to it. :wave:

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Alright, keep your wig on. Take your stick like a man, for God's sake.

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Unlike you, Charles, I am not a phenomenal snob and I quite like people.

Resorts, provided they are of a sufficient quality, are quite wonderful, particularly for those of us with children.

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To defend Charles
I do not think he is a heavy snob
It is just that he does not like any old cheap ****

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I did once, it was sh1te.

Butlins is a resort. So is Sandy Lane in Barbados. If you're unable to distinguish between the two you should have a word with yourself.

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I had breakfast there once. it wasn't that bad.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

To defend Charles
I do not think he is a heavy snob
It is just that he does not like any old cheap ****

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ty v. Quite.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

To defend Charles
I do not think he is a heavy snob
It is just that he does not like any old cheap ****

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There are plenty of incredibly upscale resorts with Michelin star food and luxurious accommodation in stunning settings. To dismiss them all is a nonsense.

Although the devious f*cker was probably just winding me up. :-(

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There are plenty of incredibly upscale resorts with Michelin star food and luxurious accommodation in stunning settings. To dismiss them all is a nonsense.

Although the devious f*cker was probably just winding me up. :-(

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Too easy. :fishing:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Why not accuse them of murdering Christ* while you're at it? :rolleyes:

They did, obviously.

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Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. That went in Vatican II back in the 60s, I think.

I think pro-lifing is pretty much universal among most Christians in the states due to the whole pesky 'Thou shalt not kill' thing.

Anglicans aren't real Christians. They're not even real protestants, bless 'em.

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But conscript their youth, give them a gun and send them to kill those who live in other countries is perfectly acceptable?

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

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Oh, I've no idea, old chap. My knowledge of the matter is gleaned entirely from monty python.

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Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

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Yes, it was the Romans, as they are more politely known. Crucifixion was a Roman punishment.

"But it says in the Bible that it was the JOOS ..." wail the Christians. Well, catholics mainly.

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