Hang on, there is a match tonight?

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Originally Posted by Rich

Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline :-(

I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.

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He might be able to take Ranieri.

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Originally Posted by Burney

He might be able to take Ranieri.

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Yes, well - he's not one of the 19 managers in the Premier League, is he?

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Originally Posted by Burney

He might be able to take Ranieri.

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He's gone, I'm afraid.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline :-(

I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.

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I wish Jose had fallen on the floor when Arsene pushed him in the chest
:cloud9:

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

He's gone, I'm afraid.

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Oh, yeah. Bugger. Is there anyone else?

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Originally Posted by Rich

Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline :-(

I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.

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"This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shÃ*t."

That's all I need, man.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

"This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shÃ*t."

That's all I need, man.

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Doctor Rich has diagnosed that you are suffering with Athletes Foot

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Originally Posted by Sir C

"This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shÃ*t."

That's all I need, man.

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How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?

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Originally Posted by Rich

How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?

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It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.

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Does it böllocks get to 7.5

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Originally Posted by burney

does it böllocks get to 7.5

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can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

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:sherlock:

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can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!

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Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

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:sherlock:

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I am being examined by a doctor here. Do you mind?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?

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Not in the least; I've got a chap in to take care of the matter for me.

Health insurance is a wonderful thing.

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Originally Posted by Burney

You say that...

http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-p...r-out-movement

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Actually that's rather amusing. Someone who controls a major cricket ground screen could have fun with editing the graphic on a DRS decision.

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*******s to that.

From what seems like no football at all to a stupuid midweek fixture.
No thanks.

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My old man gets a mention in the Arse programme for this game, something along the lines of 'John Alan White will be watching'*

RIP :cry:

* Oh and Wenger out added as well of course