Ha! The aussies used to say they would offer him a single just to get him down the other end so they could bowl to someone who actually wanted to play the game.
Boycott claimed that the aussies never gave anyone anything, and they were no more generous at the crease than they were at the bar. And if they did want him down the other end it was only because they couldn't get him out. :-)
You can see why people didn't warm to him :-)