Clearly the whole Prince Andrew thing was quite funny and spectacularly ill-advised,

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He'd have been much better off fronting up. "Yes, I climbed her because, like Everest, she was there. What, indeed, of it?"

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:nod: Followed by whipping it out and asking Maitlis to touch it. Then he could have claimed to have gone mental. And you can get away with anything these days if you say you're mental.

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:nod: Followed by whipping it out and asking Maitlis to touch it. Then he could have claimed to have gone mental. And you can get away with anything these days if you say you're mental.

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“Would you like to see my lady*****?”

No, wait, that would classify you as sane these days.

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“Would you like to see my lady*****?”

No, wait, that would classify you as sane these days.

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I hope he calls it 'The Duke of Pork'

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I hope he calls it 'The Duke of Pork'

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:hehe: :clap:

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That's hardly his fault though, is it?

Who amongst us can say, hand on heart, that they know for certain that the glw wasn't sex trafficked for one's pleasure?

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charity work? Apparently he travels incognito to orphanages all over the world to administer comfort and bring gifts to the blameless little folk who have been cruelly cast aside by misfortune. He nonces them of course but 'tis a small price to pay for his munificence.

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charity work? Apparently he travels incognito to orphanages all over the world to administer comfort and bring gifts to the blameless little folk who have been cruelly cast aside by misfortune. He nonces them of course but 'tis a small price to pay for his munificence.

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I think people are playing fast and loose with the whole 'nonce' thing. Epstein clearly liked 'em a bit too young, but they were all the right side of puberty as far as I'm aware. For me, that isn't proper nonceing. It's more a rather unfortunate predilection that happens to place him the wrong side of the somewhat arbitrary laws different states have about this sort of thing. If he were a gay he'd be a pederast rather than a peedo. We need another term for what he was.

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I think people are playing fast and loose with the whole 'nonce' thing. Epstein clearly liked 'em a bit too young, but they were all the right side of puberty as far as I'm aware. For me, that isn't proper nonceing. It's more a rather unfortunate predilection that happens to place him the wrong side of the somewhat arbitrary laws different states have about this sort of thing. If he were a gay he'd be a pederast rather than a peedo. We need another term for what he was.

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A predilection to engage in the illegal trafficking of women for sexual purposes. It's not the sex act that's bothering most people, it's the whole procurement process.

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A predilection to engage in the illegal trafficking of women for sexual purposes. It's not the sex act that's bothering most people, it's the whole procurement process.

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Fine. In which case call him a pimp or a pander. :shrug:

Ponce not nonce imo.

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Fine. In which case call him a pimp or a pander. :shrug:

Ponce not nonce imo.

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I don't actually consider sexual activity with a post pubescent person to be paédophilic.

I see even The Telegraph is spitting the term "child rapist" around when referring to Epstein which isn't doing HRH The Kunt of York any favours. Odd, given that they are usually at the vanguard of toadying up to the lizards.

I am rather enjoying watching this repellent man being hung out to dry. :nod:

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:nod: If I give you a gift, you don't ask me if I stole it, do you? That would be the height of bad manners.

Equally, if an American billionaire turns up with some young strumpet who's prepared to knob one, one's first question isn't likely to be 'Hello, my dear. Before we commence, could you just confirm for me that you haven't been trafficked?', is it?

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How could the strumpet do the knobbing? Are you suggesting she wore a strap on?