And their coffee is as weak as pÃ*ss, they can't make beer to save their lives, their hotels all smell the same and for a nation of 300 million never to have produced a single decent cheese is an utter disgrace.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
And their coffee is as weak as pÃ*ss, they can't make beer to save their lives, their hotels all smell the same and for a nation of 300 million never to have produced a single decent cheese is an utter disgrace.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
you're welcome, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You better believe it, bud.Quote:
Originally Posted by eastgermanautos
Also, many of your women are fat.
Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.
I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Otherwise, you can keep it.
Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Some things just don't travel well :-(
I haven't been to Camden for years, thank God.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I had a Five Guys and a wossname, what's the other one? Shake Shack recently.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
How can you not make a G&T?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautéed
jalapeños | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'
It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.
I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?
Flat tonic. A lump (rather than a twist) of lime and not enough ice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda