Last night I dreamt I walked into a gents and

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did you speak to him? Ask him what on earth he thought he was doing?

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No, I just sort of shÃ*t myself and started screeching like a girl.

You would though, wouldn't you? You're not going to get all macho and brave when confronted by Shaifúckingtan himself.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I thought it was 1979?
(It is in my world)

Re the defecation nightmare - that'll be your polyps concern seeping through into the subconscious mind

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My coke habit wasn't fully formed when I was 14.

So in this scenario, my polyps are the devil and the cancer is the shÃ*te? Which means I'm dumping the cancer into the trough?

Hurrah!

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No, I just sort of shÃ*t myself and started screeching like a girl.

You would though, wouldn't you? You're not going to get all macho and brave when confronted by Shaifúckingtan himself.

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Hmmmm. Do you think you're unconsciously contemplating the condition of your immortal soul and not liking your odds?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

encountered the devil crapping into a urinal. It was hard to establish which us was more surprised.

That's fúcking strange, isn't it? It doesn't suggest a healthy frame of mind to me.

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I had a dream the other night part of which had me wandering round asking various people - some awimbs, yourself included - why weren't picking David Rocastle and Charlie Nicholas anymore. No one would answer me and got increasingly upset. I think one of the people was Ian Allinson. This is one of the more normal dreams I have has lately

Are you sure it was the devil and not some random dude?

Always thought ol Satan was a man of class imo

What happened next? Did he hastily pull his trousers up without wiping or did he complete?

Did he wash his hands?

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Did you catch a peak of his willy? I know what I’m working with so it would be interesting to know what ol Lucifer has on me.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I had a dream the other night part of which had me wandering round asking various people - some awimbs, yourself included - why weren't picking David Rocastle and Charlie Nicholas anymore. No one would answer me and got increasingly upset. I think one of the people was Ian Allinson. This is one of the more normal dreams I have has lately

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Hmm, now poor Rocky's absence from the squad I can understand, but Champagne Charlie could still do us a job, I'm sure of it.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hmm, now poor Rocky's absence from the squad I can understand, but Champagne Charlie could still do us a job, I'm sure of it.

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Indeed, I can't quite help thinking that Mesut is Emery's Charlie so to speak. Still it turned out all right for Georgie - at least for a while

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Are you sure it was the devil and not some random dude?

Always thought ol Satan was a man of class imo

What happened next? Did he hastily pull his trousers up without wiping or did he complete?

Did he wash his hands?

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Did you catch a peak of his willy? I know what I’m working with so it would be interesting to know what ol Lucifer has on me.

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Well he was a red fella with a forked tail, horns, and cloven hoofs, so if he wasn't the devil I'd suggest he needs to see a doctor quicksmart.