Hang on, one of the Rotherham white kafir slàgs is claiming

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I do believe the Muslamics use their good book to argue both ways about using Borneville Boulevard for recreation.

Since they are banned from the front once a month some argue this gives a green light to the back. Others offer that there is an outright ban on any form of bodily penetration during rag week.

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It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.

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I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

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I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with

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I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with

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More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?

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More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?

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Nope, nor a Muslim woman.......I think

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It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.

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The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]

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The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]

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You really have been studying hard. wd b.

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You really have been studying hard. wd b.

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It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:

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It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:

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but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

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but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

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He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.

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He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.

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Leave it out, sc. It'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope.