I have decided to make my nose work.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

Always with the negative waves, man.

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What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

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Originally Posted by Burney

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

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I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I seem to remember there was a torture where people shook up bottles of Coke and fired them up your nose.

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It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?

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Originally Posted by Ash

It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?

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:hehe: Fair point, tbh.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

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Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®! :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Burney

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®! :hehe:

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sounds like that weird aftershave that Johnny Depp advertises.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®! :hehe:

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ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

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I just fear that what's actually happening is that he's destroying what's left of his septum. :-(

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His septum!! :hehe: You mean that gossamer thin sheath of decaying flesh that has left him just one snort short of joining the Daniella Westbrook club. Stable doors and horses bolting etc.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

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Must admit, I’m almost convinced after reading that.

Although think how embarrassing it would be if you accidentally drowned yourself. :-(