Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings :-(
I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.
08-21-2017, 11:25 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.
Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face
08-21-2017, 11:26 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face
Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.
08-21-2017, 11:28 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.
ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.
08-21-2017, 11:29 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.
Those things smell terrible, though.
Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.
08-21-2017, 11:34 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
Those things smell terrible, though.
Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.
I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever
08-21-2017, 11:36 AM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever
Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.
08-21-2017, 11:40 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.
Rivers of piss ?
Disgusting sounds from the rear ?
Belching ?
Empty soap dispensers ?
Broken hand driers ?
I prefer to use the Ladies
08-21-2017, 11:57 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
man, or felt like a man?
Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.