Baking cakes is a piece of piss

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Sirloin is easier to judge in terms of the cuissance, though. A sirloin must, of course, be an inch thick.

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I agree. And a good sirloin can be a joyous thing. The problem with sirloin, though, can be the lack of fat.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I agree. And a good sirloin can be a joyous thing. The problem with sirloin, though, can be the lack of fat.

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One assumes that f has a good local butcher? A decently marbled sirloin is a marvellous thing.

Actually, as it's Valentine's Day, should he not go all out and choose a porterhouse?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

One assumes that f has a good local butcher? A decently marbled sirloin is a marvellous thing.

Actually, as it's Valentine's Day, should he not go all out and choose a porterhouse?

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There is a good one nearby. Though it creeps me out slightly as it has pigs heads in the window.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

One assumes that f has a good local butcher? A decently marbled sirloin is a marvellous thing.

Actually, as it's Valentine's Day, should he not go all out and choose a porterhouse?

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Yes. Best of both world's sort of thing. Mind you, his glw may not wish to be confronted with a huge piece of meat on Valentine's Day.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Best of both world's sort of thing. Mind you, his glw may not wish to be confronted with a huge piece of meat on Valentine's Day.

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:hehe: I'll stroll through with 2 plates. now then now then now then.
I'll slap it down on the table and say how's about that then.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

There is a good one nearby. Though it creeps me out slightly as it has pigs heads in the window.

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Pigs' heads hold no fear for me, f. I have stripped the still warm flesh from one before breakfast after a skinful of booze and four hours' sleep. Once a man's done that, he's ready for most things.

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There is a good one nearby. Though it creeps me out slightly as it has pigs heads in the window.

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Visit this butcher regularly, f. Form a relationship with this artisan of the cleaver. A little time spent cultivating the good will of your butcher is never wasted.

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:hehe: I'll stroll through with 2 plates. now then now then now then.
I'll slap it down on the table and say how's about that then.

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:clap: Who better to bring to mind on Valentine's Day than that incurable romantic Sir Jingle-Jangle Jim himself?

You ought to wear a medallion, a gold string vest and tiny athletic shorts to complete the picture, f.

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Pigs' heads hold no fear for me, f. I have stripped the still warm flesh from one before breakfast after a skinful of booze and four hours' sleep. Once a man's done that, he's ready for most things.

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You did not, however, suck the green foam from his nostril.

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You did not, however, suck the green foam from his nostril.

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No. But that was the night before when we were emboldened by drink and substances. I believe I displayed what Napoleon called '4 O'Clock in the morning courage' (albeit at about 8.30).