Good Lord, I have no moral objection to the act of beastliness; it is simply a matter of dignity.
I should never be able to look myself in the face again after such a sordid episode.
Charles doesn't have a 'weak stream', does he Burney?
I read an article about a chap that had nasty prostate cancer. He discovered it because while he was in the Gents at a pub taking a piss, the bloke next to him noticed how weak his stream of piss was and mentioned it as possibly being cancer related.
Not the sort of thing you'd want to hear for multiple reasons. :-\
Yup. But it was fine. I was pretty much all healed up by then.
I remember the chap in the bed next to mine on the ward (whom I vaguely knew) had painful cysts all over his *******s and was told they were inoperable and that he'd just have to live with them. I figured I'd rather my problem than his and got on with watching the football.