It was lovely, especially as sister's husband and in-laws did all the hard work and we just brought the cheese, crackers and port. I was able to sit down and just get smashed
Easily done with rib, though, isn't it? Last year I picked up a rib for flumpence in Tesco that had clearly been a cancelled Christmas order. It was still attached to the bone, but only at the base, so it acted as a cradle for what was - in effect - several côtes de boeuf . I have no idea what this way of butchering the beast is called, but it makes it a doddle to roast and carve, so if you chat to your chum Dennis, I'm sure he'd happily oblige.
Hmmm. You realise it's a skilled profession, of course? And that means that you will fûck up several pieces of perfectly good meat before you attain any degree of competence?
That said, I've always fancied having a go at a carcass, myself. You can buy half a dead sheep for nothing.
was fore rib indeed mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm