Has Arsenalfan TV captured a glorious rant yet? :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's a mentally ill Nigerian offering Arsene Wenger advice regarding our financial plans. :-\

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Account no. & sort code please

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Originally Posted by Burney

Are you not worried that the mistral and the cigales will drive you mad? The last time I spent two weeks down that way I did start to understand why they say that about the mistral.

All well, ta. The glw and I have been discussing when next we might see you. I would thus entreat you to consult your diaries forthwith for a time when you might come up and see us.

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I think 'our' bit is sheltered from the full effects of 'The Masterly Wind', as even quand il souffle he's more of a breeze than a maddening tempete.

I shall instruct the memsahib to break out the diary and supply dates forthwith.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I think 'our' bit is sheltered from the full effects of 'The Masterly Wind', as even quand il souffle he's more of a breeze than a maddening tempete.

I shall instruct the memsahib to break out the diary and supply dates forthwith.

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It's not so much feeling it I recall as it being a constant aural presence. Like living near the M25 or something.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's not so much feeling it I recall as it being a constant aural presence. Like living near the M25 or something.

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Ah no, we don't have that.

I used to do training camps near Lezignan, where they have the tramontane. Now there's a wind to send you mental. Days on end of a constant 60 mph. Doesn't change direction opr strength. Just blows.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ah no, we don't have that.

I used to do training camps near Lezignan, where they have the tramontane. Now there's a wind to send you mental. Days on end of a constant 60 mph. Doesn't change direction opr strength. Just blows.

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Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

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No; I shall investigate forthwith.

For long drives in France I would heartily recommend the Maigret audiobooks. Awfully atmospheric.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

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Subscribed. Thank you.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Subscribed. Thank you.

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You have to go back to the beginning. But you're an intelligent man - you probably didn't need to be told that.

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Originally Posted by Burney

You have to go back to the beginning. But you're an intelligent man - you probably didn't need to be told that.

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It took but moments to decide to commence at part 1. I didn't get where I am today without knowing to start at the beginning.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It took but moments to decide to commence at part 1. I didn't get where I am today without knowing to start at the beginning.

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Yes, I realised half way through typing it that it was a ridiculously stupid thing to say, but carried on anyway.