So this morning we went for a breakfast meeting (ergh) and I ordered some toast.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.

My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.

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:hehe: I can imagine some poor ****er driving back and forth with the knives.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.

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How do you eat a sausage if not with a fork?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFN_Y2pgKrk

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:clap:

Jorge would be proud of you.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.

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Some use you'd be in the trenches.